Ok so my girlfriends father Just offered her and her sister $1000 for the first one that gets married. Upsetting the both of them. He also offered a nice bathroom scale back in December.
Q. Why offer money to your daughters to get married?
A. Because your desperate to get them out of the house and you don't think they are whole without a wedding ring.
Q. Why only $1000? is your daughter not worth more?
A. Hey my parents would offer alot more just to marry me off.
Q. Why a bathroom scale? I have know too many girls that freak when they get on the scale. "Oh my heck I am 3 lbs overweight!!!!!"
A. No understanding of the general reactions of people. Especuially a woman.
Why the bribes? Why the desperation? Why the setting up of a competition?
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